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48 Hilarious Door Puns - Punstoppable 🛑 A list of puns related to "Door" Guys help I have so many door puns in my head 👍︎ 💬︎ 👤︎ u/MartinFlemz 📅︎ 🚨︎ Everytime I buy a new house, I always spend $1,000 on the door. That way, I always make a grand entrance. 👍︎ 💬︎ 👤︎ u/Texgymratdad 📅︎ 🚨︎
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Here are 70 jokes about Door. 1. Why did the door get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field! 2. Knock knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Does wooden shoe like to hear another joke? 3. Why did the scarecrow become a doorman? Because he was outstanding in his field! 4. Why did the door blush?
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12. A door doesn't like ajar puns; it only loves knock-knock jokes. 13. My brother asked me if the door was ajar. I replied, "No, it's a door!". 14. Handle of them to me. 15. You could've handled it better. 16. I a-door you. 17. I'm a brand ambassa-door. 18. The skill of lock-picking will open a lot of doors for you.
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Swinging! Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants and a door! I once knew a door that was so famous, it was a-door-able. The door was acting strange, I think it had knobphobia. What did the door say to the wall? I'm latched onto you!
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Door Puns. Open the door to laughter with this collection of puns centered around doors. Share these puns to spread the hilarious humor! Why did the door go to therapy? It had too many "hinges" to work through. What do you call a door that tells jokes? A "knock-knock" door! Did you hear about the door that started a band? It was great.
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Read the best door puns that are too funny to handle. Photo by David Em/Box of Puns. 1. You're a-door-able. 2. A door isn't a door when it's ajar. 3. I a-door you. 4. I door-n't want to go. Related: 50+ funniest knock-knock jokes 5. The person who invented the door knocker won the no-bell prize. 6. You're a door-k. 7. I'm a brand ambassa-door. 8.
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Atch. Atch who? Bless you, door! My door told me a secret, but I couldn't handle the in-swinging truth. Did you hear about the door that won an award? It was outstanding in its field! What do you call a door's favorite song? A jam! The door said it wanted a new look, so I gave it a fresh coat of paint. Why did the door get promoted?
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Get ready to open the door to laughter and amusement. In this delightful collection, we have gathered a range of witty and clever wordplays centered around doors. From classic knock-knock jokes to humorous anecdotes, you'll find a treasure trove of entertainment that is sure to bring a smile to your face.
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Door Pun 1 Why did the door go to school? It wanted to get a little more a-door-able! Door Pun 2 Why don't doors ever get lost? Because they always know where their hinges are. Door Pun 3 When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. Door Pun 4 Why did the sliding door end the relationship? It felt pushed around. Door Pun 5
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Door Jokes - 98 Hilarious Door Jokes Door Jokes This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 I am over 18 A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust.
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Knock, knock! Who's there? It's our delightful roundup of 80 funny door puns guaranteed to brighten your day! Who knew doors could be such a fun topic? Whether it's a chuckle, a giggle, or a full-belly laugh, we've got just the right pun for you.
Hilarious Door Jokes That Will Make You Laugh
1. My door had an essential job of not letting intruders in. I think it is more than capable of handling it! 2. A new record shop has opened in our neighborhood. When I visited them and asked whether they had anything by The Doors, they replied, "Of course, we have a mop, a bucket, and some old brushes." 3. Being a door is very hard.
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40+ Best Door Puns That Are Too Funny to Handle Box of Puns
Other. Door Jokes That are 'Punny'. Apr 1. Other. In light of April Fool's Day, all of us at Zabitat thought it'd be goofy to tell a few door jokes. Check 'em out: 1. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool…. I gave him a glass of water.
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What do you call a man lying in front of your door? Matt! What did the door say to his girlfriend? You look adoorable! I fought with my door. I could have handled it better! Doors should think before making decisions A lot hinges on it! It's tough being a door You get board very easily! Why did I keep pickles in my door handle?
When this door didn't get the joke. Friends funny, Ironic, Jokes pics
List of Jokes About Doors 1. Why did the door go to therapy? Because it had trouble opening up! 2. What did one door say to the other door? "You crack me up!" 3. Why did the door get a promotion? Because it had a good hinge-factor! 4. How did the door apologize to the wall? It said, "I didn't mean to slam into you.